Escape from L.A.

[Philbert]

They should remake the movie "Escape from L.A." Only make it more like a virus movie and call it" Escape from Kalifornia".
The plot would be changed to closing down the Cali borders to prevent soccer moms and Mr Rogers wannabes from infecting the rest of the country with thier retarded ideals and beliefs. The U.S. would construct a wall and rifle towers like they did in "Escape form L.A." Then bounty hunters are sent to the rest of the states to capture as many "Escapee's" as possible and ship them back where they came from.
In the end the U.S. would sell the whole state back to Mexico, who would then send in the unemployed drug cartels to annihilate the whole population that survived the initial lock down. The captured children could be sold to the Mexican brothels down south never to be seen again. End the movie with a nice cleansing tsunami to drown any unwanted burrowers living underground.
When all is done the new walls and towers are part of the new U.S. / Mexican borders. The end.

Ebay is a pain in the ass to sell gun parts on, thanks to Kalifornistan.

[Tater Hater]

You should broaden your worldview. Maybe pick up a book and stop watching your stories passively. (like on the tv)

[Philbert]

I haven't watched T.V. in 20 years, although I have watched a movie or two.
Just a little daydream brought on by the frustration of having to deal with Kalifornistans dumb ass gun laws and the people that made them.
They just can't help touching other states with thier sick little fingers.
Just like a nasty virus.

[Coolio]

The plot would be changed to closing down the Cali borders to prevent soccer moms and Mr Rogers wannabes from infecting the rest of the country with thier retarded ideals and beliefs.

I think any republican could win the presidency if he offered that. Great idea!